What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 07:48

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What are some funny and smart quotes?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.